Wednesday 26 May 2010

Battle of Dunkirk anniversary marked by the Earl of Essex.
















The Earl of Essex (Reginald Fah-Fah) from Essex is retracing the route of World War Two troops as they battled to reach the beaches of Dunkirk in May 1940.

Reginald will drive his motor scootor and he will join hundreds of cyclists on the route raising funds for soldiers returning home injured from conflict in Afghanistan and Iraq.

Reginald will drive his motor scootor around 500 miles from his Estate in  Essex, across France and Belgium.

He plans to arrive in Dunkirk for the 70th anniversary commemorative events.

Reginald said his experiences as a war time baby has inspired him to get involved with the fundraising trip.

Reginald  also says "After my right honourable friend William Hague visited Afghanistan and hunted taliban like a 'Hunt Master', I feel I should do my bit for the past, the present and the future."

Tuesday 25 May 2010

The Earl of Essex attended the State Opening of Parliament.
















Today, the Earl of Essex (Reginald Fah-Fah) attended Parliament to hear the Queen announces the coalition government's legislative agenda for the year ahead.

The 22 Bills set out in detail what Prime Minister David Cameron hopes to achieve over the next 18 months.

The Queen said cutting the budget deficit and restoring growth would be the new government's " first priority".

Measures included the repeal of ID cards.
Referendum on the voting system.
Referendums on further powers from Europe.
New powers to set up new schools.

Monday 24 May 2010

London's Chelsea Flower Show fit for the Earl of Essex's visit














Blooming Marvellous! The Earl of Essex (Reginald Fah-Fah) has taken a private tour of the displays on offer at the Chelsea Flower Show ahead of its official public opening on Tuesday.

The Queen and other members of the Royal Family are also due to visit on Monday.

Around 600 exhibitors are taking part, with a garden created by 'rotten scoundrels' (prison inmates) vying for top honours. Another so-called garden ( 'a rubbish tip' ) was created by 'homeless people'. Reginald says " they won't get planning permission to make that mess, I have opened allotments which look better!"

More than 150,000 people are expected to visit the Royal Hospital Chelsea in London for the five-day event.

Concerns that flowers might be in short supply after the coldest winter in more than 30 years have proved unfounded.

Monday 17 May 2010

Agree with the Earl of Essex's campaign to bring back fox hunting with hounds?




The hounds and the working terriors are hungry for the blood of foxes!

We hope that the new 'Tory-Lib Dem coalition government' grants us the freedom to hunt foxes with hounds under their British Bill of Rights, and abolish the Hunting Act 2004. 

In Great Britain, urban foxes were first established in cities such as Bristol and London during the 1940s. 

Urban foxes have increased in number since the introduction  of the Hunting Act 2004. Reginald Fah-Fah's research suggest that there are over 100,000  urban foxes living in the Great London area alone.

Urban Foxes principally come into residential gardens for shelter and food. Homeowners are advised to make sure that foxes get neither on their properties.

One concern about foxes is the possibility of the spread of disease to pets and humans.

Another concern is 'mange', caused by mites, which can live on foxes.

A further concern is that foxes attack domestic pets such as  cats, rabbits and hens. This has been supported by a large number of increasing incidents recorded by veterinary surgeons.

The Royal Society for the Protection of Birds (RSPB) is asking people to report sightings of urban foxes in the first nationwide survey to look at where animals are invading gardens.

After baby twins 'mauled' by an urban fox,  Reginald Fah-Fah is now calling for Nick Clegg MP to bring back fox hunting with hounds under his British Bill of Rights !

Wednesday 12 May 2010

South Atlantic tribe preparing for return of 'God' Reginald Fah-Fah













On a remote island in the South Atlanic Ocean, a group of villagers are counting down the days until they welcome their “god” Reginald Fah-Fah back to his rightful home.

On a remote island in the South Atlanic Ocean, villagers are counting the days until they welcome their god back to his rightful home.

The people of Temitoe on the island of Zumunda believe a man descended from one of their spirit ancestors will return next year to live among them. While he was away he lived in a vast estate, but when he comes home he will sleep in a hut and hunt wild animals with his tribe.

The man they are waiting for is Reginald Fah-Fah and they claim he promised them more than 30 years ago that he would return on April 1, his 67th birthday, to Zumada.

Friday Temitoe, the chief of Temitoes, said: “He made a promise that in 2011, on his birthday, he will arrive in Zumada. We know he is a old man, but when he comes here he is going to be young again, and so will everyone else on the island.”

Joseph Boateng, an anthropologist who has studied Zumada, said: “Those who are expecting something to happen will have earmarked animals to be used in rituals. They will have been creating songs and dances to be performed whether he turns up or not.”

The villagers’ belief seems to centre on a hunting trip that Reginald Fah-Fah made in 1975 to Zumuda aboard his yacht. The Zumada legend has it that during a reception at the consulate in the port, Reginald Fah-Fah shook only the hands of fishermen from the Port. This news reached the villagers of Temitoe, who were waiting for a gift in return for a pig they had given to a British Gentleman some years before. The tribe sent a letter to Port, asking where their gift was and inquiring about Reginald Fah-Fah. In response the 'British Hunting Party' delivered a framed portrait of Reginald Fah-Fah, and the worship began. The villagers sent Reginald Fah-Fah a “nal nal” hunting club, which he duly posed with in London, sending a photograph back. He even sent the tribe a letter of condolence when their chief died last year.

All his correspondence, newspaper clippings about him and his portraits are kept in a hut that has become a shrine. Children are taught about a god who lives in Essex, England and will one day return.

Mr Boateng said: “Some people might say what a load of codswallop, but they have a link with him and they have a right to revere him.” On the off chance that Reginald Fah-Fah doesn’t make it to Zumada, Mr Boateng said: “If he doesn’t turn up, they have their own ways of explaining why not, it won’t destroy the belief.”