Tuesday 16 November 2010

Remembrance Sunday with Reginald Fah-Fah

Reginald Fah-Fah attended the Cenopath in Whitehall, as Her Majesty the Queen lead Great Britain's Remembrance Sunday Commemorations. Reginald Fah-Fah looked-on the two minutes silence at 11am! 
















Reginald's favourite's Commemorations: 
Her Majesty the Queen Layed her marvellous wreath on behalf of the nation.
Our greatest Prime Minister ever, David Cameron paid his respect and layed his delightful wreath.


The Major of London, Boris Johnson also paid his respect.

The Right Honourable William Hague layed his outstanding green wreath at the Cenotaph. 

Bloody marvellous, seeing Lady Thatcher and John Major paying their respects.


























Reginald's Entertainment at Remembrance Sunday: 

How must Ed Miliband (' Steady Eddie') feel walking behind a Nick Clegg, a Liberal Democrat. Steady Eddie must know he is in career trouble.

Bloody marvellous British music! Reginald Fah-fah likes the music from the mass band of 300 members.

Thursday 11 November 2010

Reginald Fah-Fah Observes Armistice Day Silence

The Earl, Reginald Fah-Fah observed  a two-minute silence to mark Armistice Day.













In London, a service was held for the 90th time at the Conotaph memorial. Reginald Fah-Fah attend this service to honour all who have fallen since the Second War World, including the 111 servicemen killed in Afghanstan in the past year.

Tuesday 21 September 2010

Reginald Fah-Fah is a member of The Concorde Captains' club!






The Earl, Reginald Fah-Fah is a member of The Concorde Captains' club. Please support http://www.clubconcorde.co.uk/
to bring Concorde back to Great Britain.












Recently, it was marvellous to see Spitfires and Hurricanes over London to celebrate the Battle of Britain! Concorde would have finished the celebration off!


Reginald is disappointed that Concorde don't flight over his London appartment at around 6am anymore. Reginald says "It made me proud to be British!" 

Friday 10 September 2010

What a week?
















Some Rag-A-Muffings , a Gentlemen and the Right Honourable Nick Clegg supporting Reginald!

Nick Clegg has done an amazing job this week as Deputy Prime Minister!

The Earl, Reginald is lose for word... Reginald's thought & Condolences are with our great leader David Cameron and family.

Reginald fully and sincerely supports the Prime Minister and the Coalition Government! We look great on the international stage! For once we have a Prime Minister who is dealing with our domestic matters before international matters!  

Thank you Mr Cameron!
















Great News, Boris Johnson is running for another term as Mayor of London in the 2012 campaign! Bloody Marvellous! Reginald personally wants to see Boris as the speaker of the House of Commons!


Support Boris Johnson in the 2012 Mayor Campaign!!!!
www.backboris2012.com

Tuesday 24 August 2010

Congratulations and Best wishes to Mr & Mrs Cameron and the new arrival!

Absolutely Marvellous!

It's a proud and happy day for Great Britain! Our great Prime Minister David Cameron and his fantastic wife Samantha had a beautiful baby girl.


















"We're absolutely thrilled" said David Cameron PM

David Cameron has said he is a "very proud dad" after his wife Samantha gave birth to a girl, their fourth child.

The baby - weighing 6lb 1oz - was delivered by caesarean section while the family was on holiday in Cornwall.

Mr Cameron said the new arrival was "absolutely thrilling" and added that the couple had yet to decide on a name. Reginald suggests that the new baby girl should be called Margaret after Lady Thatcher.

Mrs Cameron gave birth at the Royal Cornwall Hospital in Truro at midday after going into labour on Tuesday morning.

Saturday 17 July 2010

Reginald is disgusted about facebook fans calling 'Raoul Moat a Legend'!


Reginald wishes he could have hunted Raoul Moat, I would have covered the blighter with fluff from the inside of my pockets so he looked like a rogue gorilla and blasted him with my elephant shot gun!

Tuesday 6 July 2010

Reginald is thinking about purchasing the New Renault Megane Coupe-Cabriolet!























Nowadays, Reginald travels by horseback while hunting a 'tramp' to avoid the London Congestion Charge and to do his bit for the enviroment!

Monday 21 June 2010

More evidence to suggest abolishing the Fox Hunting Act of 2004!



















On Saturday, a 3-year-old boy was taken to hospital after being bitten on the arm by an urban fox.

Jake Jeremy was attacked while attending a party on Saturday at Dorothy Stringer's Playgroup, next to Dorothy Stringer High School. It is believed that the urban fox turned on the boy when Jake saw the animal's tail sticking out from under an out-building and tried to stroke the fox's tail.

His parents described him as "brave little boy" who was recovering well. The Earl of Essex says 'We will hunt that fox and shoot the urban pest! The boy is a strong little fellow!' 

On the 17th June 2010, my noble friend Lord Henley raised the matter of 'Urban Foxes'. My noble friends Lord Greaves and Lord Lea also contributed to the question about urban foxes.

The Earl, Reginald Fah-Fah raised the issue of repelling the Fox Hunting Act 2004, and was told by the Lords; "It wouldn't make a differences to the two babies attacked by urban foxes in their home in Croydon. Fox traps were discussed as well." After the Jake Jeremy's fox incident, the Lords may have to reconsider their views on abolishing Fox Hunting Act 2004.

The Earl, Reginald Fah-Fah attended the Royal Wedding.















The Earl, Sweden's Princess and the Commoner.

The Earl of Essex has celebrated with a few large brandy and a cigar at the royal wedding between Swedish Crowned Princess Victoria and a 'commoner' Daniel Westling.

Reginald Fah-Fah was one out 1,200 guests, including royals from around world, attended the lavish ceremony in Stockholm's Cathedal.

The couple, who met in 2002, later rode through the capital of Stockholm in a horse-drawn carriage as tens of thousands of people lined the streets.

Saturday 19 June 2010

The Earl of Essex marked the 70th anniversary of Charles De Gaulle's defiant wartime broadcast.
















The Earl of Essex, Reginald Fah-Fah attended a ceremony at the Royal Hospital Chelsea

After visiting the BBC radio studio where 'de Gaulle' urged France to resist the Nazis. Mr Sarkozy and his wife Carla Bruni met the Prince of Wales to lay wreaths at 'de Gaulle's statue'.

The Earl of Essex, Reginald Fah-Fah attended a ceremony at the Royal Hospital Chelsea. He witnessed Nicolas Sarkozy addressed veterans at a ceremony marking the 70th anniversary of Charles de Gaulle's defiant wartime boardcast. The President and British PM David Cameron also met 200 WWII veterans.

During a ceremony at the Royal Hospital Chelsea, Mr Sarkozy told them he brought the "brotherly greetings and eternal gratitude of the French people" who remembered what Britain had "accomplished... for our freedom".

Wednesday 16 June 2010

Reginald, Earl of Essex, can't stop laughing after losing his monacle in soft grass at Royal Ascot















Enjoying Royal Ascot with the Earl of Essex

Reginald Fah-Fah attended day one and two of Royal Ascot. While Reginald was there he watched the Royal procession, the feature races, met the horses and even meet Royalty. He seemed to be enjoying himself. The Earl definitely enjoyed  himself on the people's catwalk.


Reginald's favourite hat !



















Reginald says: 'Bloody marvellous hat for the Tories... claiming a second home for some ducks!'

Every June, Royal Ascot brings the fashion-conscious to Britain's most famous racecourse for a week of fashion, hats, sunglasses and horses.  Long a grand social fixture for the country crowd, the style of Royal Ascot still conforms to a very strict dress code, and is one of the final outposts of the classic Sloane Ranger look.

Reginald went for something more vintage, a monacle, a top hat and tails.  The Earl even took a pair of binoculars so he could get a better look at the horses and hats.

Monday 14 June 2010

BREAKING NEWS! Sweden says thank you to the Earl of Essex (Reginald Fah-Fah)
















Watch the good people of Sweden saying 'thank you' to the Earl of Essex (Reginald Fah-Fah) 

Please spend a few minutes watching my short film:
Click here to watch my short film


Saturday 12 June 2010

The Earl of Essex's answer to the problem of urban foxes!

















The Earl of Essex (Reginald Fah-Fah) is campaigning for Nick Clegg MP (Duty Prime Minister) to abolish the Hunting Act of 2004, to allow us the freedom to hunt foxes with hounds.

Thursday 10 June 2010

2010 World Cup build-up with the Earl of Essex (Reginald Fah-Fah)















Reginald Fah-Fah is calling for a Mexican Wave to be carried out in House of Commons for the  2010 World Cup.

So now we know: it takes about 30 people to get a Mexican Wave going in a football stadium. How many MPs will it take to get a Mexican Wave going in the House of Commons?

The Earl of Essex (Reginald Fah-Fah) studied video tape of the crowd phenomenon that caught on during the 1986 World Cup and made a leaflet to describe how it works.

Reginald Fah-Fah's leaflet says a Mexican Wave spreads around the stadium when large sections of the crowd, in turn, jump to their feet, throw their arms in the air and then sit down. The effect is a huge swirling motion that sweeps around the ground.

Tuesday 8 June 2010

Baroness Thatcher visits David Cameron in 10 Downing Street


















The Earl of Essex (Reginald Fah-Fah) is delighted to see Margaret Thatcher arriving in Downing Street.

Prime Minister David Cameron has welcomed Conservative predecessor Lady Thatcher back to 10 Downing Street for a reception in the white drawing room.

A smiling David Cameron PM said: "It's good to have her back."

Lady Thatcher, 84,  is one of the first guests to be hosted in Downing Street since the coaltion entered office last month.

In 2007 she became the first living prime minister to be honoured with a statue in the House of Commons.

The Earl of Essex attended day one at Queen's 2010.













The Earl of Essex (Reginald Fah-Fah) is at Queen's Club where the world's top tennis players are in sport.

Including the defending champion Andy Murray, 2008 winner Rafael Nadal and the four-time champion Andy Roddick. 

The grass court season gets underway with the opening day of the AEGON Championships.

Tuesday 1 June 2010

Yesterday, the Earl of Essex entered the 'Gloucestershire Cheese-Rolling Contest' & the 'Tetbury Woolsack Race'.

At the annual cheese-rolling festival, Reginald Fah-Fah chased cheese down a steep hill and his monacle got to the bottom first.

Cheese-rolling at Coopers Hill in Gloucestershire was called off  as police feared the event could not host thousands of  people safely. Despite the warnings, more than 100 people along with Reginald attended the unauthorised cheese-rolling contest. Reginald has also joined approximately 11,000 people campaigning to officially bring back the event.

After the cheese-rolling contest, up to 1,000 people were estimated to have turned up to watch Reginald Fah-Fah take part in the Woolsack Race in Tetbury. The Woolsack Race involved Reginald running up a steep hill carrying a heavy sack.

Reginald said: " These events are mediaeval traditions which go back thousands of years in British history. Bloody Marvellous, I managed to carry a 27kg (60lb) woolsack."

Wednesday 26 May 2010

Battle of Dunkirk anniversary marked by the Earl of Essex.
















The Earl of Essex (Reginald Fah-Fah) from Essex is retracing the route of World War Two troops as they battled to reach the beaches of Dunkirk in May 1940.

Reginald will drive his motor scootor and he will join hundreds of cyclists on the route raising funds for soldiers returning home injured from conflict in Afghanistan and Iraq.

Reginald will drive his motor scootor around 500 miles from his Estate in  Essex, across France and Belgium.

He plans to arrive in Dunkirk for the 70th anniversary commemorative events.

Reginald said his experiences as a war time baby has inspired him to get involved with the fundraising trip.

Reginald  also says "After my right honourable friend William Hague visited Afghanistan and hunted taliban like a 'Hunt Master', I feel I should do my bit for the past, the present and the future."

Tuesday 25 May 2010

The Earl of Essex attended the State Opening of Parliament.
















Today, the Earl of Essex (Reginald Fah-Fah) attended Parliament to hear the Queen announces the coalition government's legislative agenda for the year ahead.

The 22 Bills set out in detail what Prime Minister David Cameron hopes to achieve over the next 18 months.

The Queen said cutting the budget deficit and restoring growth would be the new government's " first priority".

Measures included the repeal of ID cards.
Referendum on the voting system.
Referendums on further powers from Europe.
New powers to set up new schools.

Monday 24 May 2010

London's Chelsea Flower Show fit for the Earl of Essex's visit














Blooming Marvellous! The Earl of Essex (Reginald Fah-Fah) has taken a private tour of the displays on offer at the Chelsea Flower Show ahead of its official public opening on Tuesday.

The Queen and other members of the Royal Family are also due to visit on Monday.

Around 600 exhibitors are taking part, with a garden created by 'rotten scoundrels' (prison inmates) vying for top honours. Another so-called garden ( 'a rubbish tip' ) was created by 'homeless people'. Reginald says " they won't get planning permission to make that mess, I have opened allotments which look better!"

More than 150,000 people are expected to visit the Royal Hospital Chelsea in London for the five-day event.

Concerns that flowers might be in short supply after the coldest winter in more than 30 years have proved unfounded.

Monday 17 May 2010

Agree with the Earl of Essex's campaign to bring back fox hunting with hounds?




The hounds and the working terriors are hungry for the blood of foxes!

We hope that the new 'Tory-Lib Dem coalition government' grants us the freedom to hunt foxes with hounds under their British Bill of Rights, and abolish the Hunting Act 2004. 

In Great Britain, urban foxes were first established in cities such as Bristol and London during the 1940s. 

Urban foxes have increased in number since the introduction  of the Hunting Act 2004. Reginald Fah-Fah's research suggest that there are over 100,000  urban foxes living in the Great London area alone.

Urban Foxes principally come into residential gardens for shelter and food. Homeowners are advised to make sure that foxes get neither on their properties.

One concern about foxes is the possibility of the spread of disease to pets and humans.

Another concern is 'mange', caused by mites, which can live on foxes.

A further concern is that foxes attack domestic pets such as  cats, rabbits and hens. This has been supported by a large number of increasing incidents recorded by veterinary surgeons.

The Royal Society for the Protection of Birds (RSPB) is asking people to report sightings of urban foxes in the first nationwide survey to look at where animals are invading gardens.

After baby twins 'mauled' by an urban fox,  Reginald Fah-Fah is now calling for Nick Clegg MP to bring back fox hunting with hounds under his British Bill of Rights !

Wednesday 12 May 2010

South Atlantic tribe preparing for return of 'God' Reginald Fah-Fah













On a remote island in the South Atlanic Ocean, a group of villagers are counting down the days until they welcome their “god” Reginald Fah-Fah back to his rightful home.

On a remote island in the South Atlanic Ocean, villagers are counting the days until they welcome their god back to his rightful home.

The people of Temitoe on the island of Zumunda believe a man descended from one of their spirit ancestors will return next year to live among them. While he was away he lived in a vast estate, but when he comes home he will sleep in a hut and hunt wild animals with his tribe.

The man they are waiting for is Reginald Fah-Fah and they claim he promised them more than 30 years ago that he would return on April 1, his 67th birthday, to Zumada.

Friday Temitoe, the chief of Temitoes, said: “He made a promise that in 2011, on his birthday, he will arrive in Zumada. We know he is a old man, but when he comes here he is going to be young again, and so will everyone else on the island.”

Joseph Boateng, an anthropologist who has studied Zumada, said: “Those who are expecting something to happen will have earmarked animals to be used in rituals. They will have been creating songs and dances to be performed whether he turns up or not.”

The villagers’ belief seems to centre on a hunting trip that Reginald Fah-Fah made in 1975 to Zumuda aboard his yacht. The Zumada legend has it that during a reception at the consulate in the port, Reginald Fah-Fah shook only the hands of fishermen from the Port. This news reached the villagers of Temitoe, who were waiting for a gift in return for a pig they had given to a British Gentleman some years before. The tribe sent a letter to Port, asking where their gift was and inquiring about Reginald Fah-Fah. In response the 'British Hunting Party' delivered a framed portrait of Reginald Fah-Fah, and the worship began. The villagers sent Reginald Fah-Fah a “nal nal” hunting club, which he duly posed with in London, sending a photograph back. He even sent the tribe a letter of condolence when their chief died last year.

All his correspondence, newspaper clippings about him and his portraits are kept in a hut that has become a shrine. Children are taught about a god who lives in Essex, England and will one day return.

Mr Boateng said: “Some people might say what a load of codswallop, but they have a link with him and they have a right to revere him.” On the off chance that Reginald Fah-Fah doesn’t make it to Zumada, Mr Boateng said: “If he doesn’t turn up, they have their own ways of explaining why not, it won’t destroy the belief.”

Friday 30 April 2010

David Cameron won last night's debate!














Bloody marvellous!!! David Cameron won last night's debate...fantastic! It is time to arrange for the Conversatives to start up the Range Rovers and take passing Grandmothers and Grandfathers to the polling stations.

Saturday 24 April 2010

It wasn't a total bad day yesterday!

1. Reginald got a mentioned on Sky News Sunrise suggesting that 'Jeremy Clarkson should wear long johns. These trousers are comfortable to wear around the house and pop down the local supermarket.' In response to an article in The Sun dated 24th April 2010.

Source: Reginald Fah-Fah.


2. Animal rights Guardian readers' campaigned outside Westminster shouting "a vote for Tory is a vote for fox hunting." It is reported that someone left comments on the online newspaper articles. Tories dismiss the comments as smears and slurs..
Source: Sky news.

3. The Foreign Office's suggestions for the Pope's UK visits:
Open an abortion clinic.
Bless a gay marriage.
Benedict branded Condoms
Source: Sky news.

Thursday 15 April 2010

Mr Hashemi Pest Control finished off all the rats in the garden of my Essex Estate.


















Today, I got the all clear from Hr Hashemi. He is the finest pest control man nicked named the 'pipe piper from Iran.' I tried to shot the all the little pests, but my aim is not what it was.

Mr Hashemi's secret effect pest bate has finished all the dirty little pests off. Gone to the little ratty heaven in the sky. I have tried more well-known pest control companies and they didn't touch the rat family at all. With little medal boxes which the rats didn't go into boxes. One company put waxing tape down and wanted me to pay them!

Sunday 11 April 2010

What is a "Blue Washed Tory"?

Today, I was out campaigning in Hendon and a member of the Public called me a 'Blue Washed Tory' and I checked myself in a car mirror to make sure I wasn't blue in the face, worried about the old ticker. I have been the subject of being called all sorts of names amd laughed at.What is a "Blue Washed Tory"? Someone who uses blue screenwasher in their motor vehicle.

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