David Cameron won last night's debate!

Bloody marvellous!!! David Cameron won last night's debate...fantastic! It is time to arrange for the Conversatives to start up the Range Rovers and take passing Grandmothers and Grandfathers to the polling stations.

It wasn't a total bad day yesterday!

1. Reginald got a mentioned on Sky News Sunrise suggesting that 'Jeremy Clarkson should wear long johns. These trousers are comfortable to wear around the house and pop down the local supermarket.' In response to an article in The Sun dated 24th April 2010.

Source: Reginald Fah-Fah.


2. Animal rights Guardian readers' campaigned outside Westminster shouting "a vote for Tory is a vote for fox hunting." It is reported that someone left comments on the online newspaper articles. Tories dismiss the comments as smears and slurs..
Source: Sky news.

3. The Foreign Office's suggestions for the Pope's UK visits:
Open an abortion clinic.
Bless a gay marriage.
Benedict branded Condoms
Source: Sky news.

Mr Hashemi Pest Control finished off all the rats in the garden of my Essex Estate.

Today, I got the all clear from Hr Hashemi. He is the finest pest control man nicked named the 'pipe piper from Iran.' I tried to shot the all the little pests, but my aim is not what it was.

Mr Hashemi's secret effect pest bate has finished all the dirty little pests off. Gone to the little ratty heaven in the sky. I have tried more well-known pest control companies and they didn't touch the rat family at all. With little medal boxes which the rats didn't go into boxes. One company put waxing tape down and wanted me to pay them!

What is a "Blue Washed Tory"?

Today, I was out campaigning in Hendon and a member of the Public called me a 'Blue Washed Tory' and I checked myself in a car mirror to make sure I wasn't blue in the face, worried about the old ticker. I have been the subject of being called all sorts of names amd laughed at.What is a "Blue Washed Tory"? Someone who uses blue screenwasher in their motor vehicle.

Charity starts from ...Sentinel Square NW4!

A wonderful small charity close to the People of Hendon hearts!